Big Brother 5!

Vanessa - YES PLEASE! She's a metaler and got a slipknot tattoo!! You can't ask for any more!

Jason, Shell, Michelle, Armhed, Dan and Stu are cool but the rest get on my tits!

Bo Selecta'!

Probably one of the programmes on TV! It's right up there with Men Behaving Badly and The Office. Cock Nose is a legend, but Craaiiiiigg Daviiiiidd has to be the best!
Best quote: Mel B: "Ya minge teasin BASTARD ye!!!"

Vinyl

I love the old-style records on vinyl, and they seem to be comming back! Most singles nowadays are being released on vinyl, and you can get most albums on vinyl too! Roll on vinyl!!!

Joke

Which cheese is made backwards?

EDAM!!!!! (This is the best joke I have EVER got off of a penguin bar!)